A staple would work just as well

I don't understand why companies hire people to hold signs on the side of the road advertising their business. Why would you pay someone to do a job a stick could do?

I totally understand this

The phrase "that is Greek to me" must have a different meaning for Classics scholars.

Obligatory

Here is my first post.
This is obviously my first post, but for some reason its necessary to state the obvious.
I am funny, sometimes.

My friends think I should tell the internet my sometimes funny stories, so I started this blog.

So now we are all caught up.

Maybe I will post more, maybe this will be not only my first post, but my last as well.

No one knows.